Balayya Funny Joke - 81
Babai is sleeping on railway track and Abbai comes to Babai
Abbai: "babai....nee meeda ninchi rail elte emavutundi telusaa"
Babai: "dont worry...emi kaadu"
Abbai: "Adenti babai?"
Babai: "Naa meeda ninchi flight ellinappude emi kaledu..train ki emavutundi?"
Balayya Funny Joke - 82
Balayya – Balayya round ga thiruguthu vunadu
Jr Ntr – Enduku babai round ga thiruguthu vunnavu
Balayya – Nenu okadiki call chesthe vallu therigi prayatninchandi ani annaru andhuke!
Jr Ntr – Nevvu keka babai!!
Balayya Funny Joke - 83
Lecturer asked JR NTR:THINK WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF BALAYYA WOULD HAVE BORN 150 YEARS AGO..?????
Jr NTR – : BRITISH WOULD HAVE FOUGHT FOR INDEPENDANCE…
Balayya Funny Joke - 84
1 girl committed to sucide by hanging to fan in her room....
BALAKRISHNA saw her from window nd said"kevalam veladithe saripodu mummy ki cheppu complain ivvamani"
Balayya Funny Joke - 85
Balayya proposed to girl
balu: i love u.
girl:na cheppu size telusa?
balu: abba thondi ippude propose chesa appude shopping ah!!
Balayya Funny Joke - 86
Balayya gave a secret password for e-banking: "ram-laxman-sita-hanuman-ravan-spiderman-delhi"...
Jnr.NTR : Dude! Why you gave so long password?
Balayya : It says that the password should contain at least 5 characters, 1 capital and 1 special character?
Balayya Funny Joke - 87
Balayya went to 9th class exam..
invizilator distributed the papers...
Balayya is thought toooooooo much for 1 hour..
invizilator-: "paper tuff ga vundhi kadha..?"
Balayya-: sir,nenu chadhivina question okati kuda raledhu copy chittilu petti waste.....
invizilator-: oree jaffa adhi sixth class paper ra..
Balayya rockzzzzzzzzz,
Balayya Funny Joke - 88
Ntr: Babay ratri mobile charging petti padukoku..
Balaya : Endukura …?
Ntr : Battery blast avutundanta…
Balaya : Telusura bacha anduke nenu Battry teesi charging Pettanu…
Balayya Funny Joke - 89
Doctor to Balayya : Nee gunde chana neerasanga undi gunde ki badda kalige panulu cheyoddu
Balayya : Ayithe mee fees kattadam manesta
Doctor shockzzz.....
Balayya rockzzz.,....
Balayya Funny Joke - 90
Teacher to Balayya: Do you know English?
Balayya : Yes
Teacher: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
BALAYYA: So simple MADAM... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.
Balayya Funny Joke - 91
jr.ntr-:babai ninna enti babai aa chicken shop vadni koti vachav.."endhuku..?"
Balayya-:emledhu ra ninna chicken shop vadni em unavi ani adigithe chicken-65 anadu..nenu 3 KG's chicken adigithe vadu RS.500 anadu ra andhuke..
JR.NTR-: entha moosam babai 65 ani cheppi 500 rupees ki isthada..!!
Balayya Funny Joke - 92
Balayya returns the book to the Librarian saying..
Balayya: eee book lo charaters vati numbers thappa story emledhu..
Librarian: Librarian slaps Balayya telling voree telephone directory lo neku story em untadhi ra baliga..
neee life lo nuv marav ra..
Balayya Funny Joke - 93
one day Balayya oka ice cube ni chala sepu nundi observe chestunaadu.
Atu vaipu nundi velthuna okathanu em sir em chustunaru ani adigaadu.
Balayya : adhem ledhu apatti nundi chustunna ee ice cubelo water ye vaipu nundi leak avthundi ani...
That person shocks .. Our balaya rocks.
Balayya Funny Joke - 94
Balayya: Pls Give me 5 White Papers.
Shop Keepr: But Sir, we have only one paper.
Balayya: Its ok give me it, I will take Xerox
Balayya Funny Joke - 95
Balayya singing a song...
"ninna kutesinadhi monna kutesinadhi gandu chima"..
JR.NTR-: babai nuvuu chimala puta midha kurchunte chimalu kutavemi...
Balayya Funny Joke - 96
TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
Balayya: “HIJKLMNO” !!
TEACHER : Idiot What are you talking about?
Balayya : Yesterday you said it’s H to O !
Balayya Funny Joke - 97
BALAYYA traveling in a train gets down in evry station n buy ticket 4 next station.Guess Why?
Bcoz doctor told 2 him avoid Long Journey..........BALAYYA KI MIND BLOCKED...........
Balayya Funny Joke - 98
BALAYYA was arrested 4 A road accident
Judge : How Did Accident Occur ?
BALAYYA :I Don’t Know Sir I Was Sleeping…....MOBBU BAAALLIGADU
Balayya Funny Joke - 99
BALAYYA'S SON : What''s the difference between Confidence and Confidential?
BALAYYA : U r my son I''m Confident. Ur friend is also my son, that''s Confidential..............BALAYYA SON SHOCKZZZZ
Balayya Funny Joke - 100
Balayya in childhood...
Teacher:oree baliga,Assam is special for what product?
Balayya:I Dont know mam.
Teacher:Ok I'll give you a clue, from where do you get tea powder?
Balayya: From our neighbour's house!!!
teacher shockz
Balayya rockzzz!!!!
Balayya Funny Joke - 101
Jr ntr :- Babai oka chevi cut cheste em avutundi
Balayya :- vinapadadu
Jr ntr :- mari rendu chevulu cut cheste
Balayya :- sarigga kanapadadu
Jr ntr :- adela
Balayya :- Spets pettukolem kada
Jr ntr :- "nuv KEKA BABAI"
Babai is sleeping on railway track and Abbai comes to Babai
Abbai: "babai....nee meeda ninchi rail elte emavutundi telusaa"
Babai: "dont worry...emi kaadu"
Abbai: "Adenti babai?"
Babai: "Naa meeda ninchi flight ellinappude emi kaledu..train ki emavutundi?"
Balayya Funny Joke - 82
Balayya – Balayya round ga thiruguthu vunadu
Jr Ntr – Enduku babai round ga thiruguthu vunnavu
Balayya – Nenu okadiki call chesthe vallu therigi prayatninchandi ani annaru andhuke!
Jr Ntr – Nevvu keka babai!!
Balayya Funny Joke - 83
Lecturer asked JR NTR:THINK WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF BALAYYA WOULD HAVE BORN 150 YEARS AGO..?????
Jr NTR – : BRITISH WOULD HAVE FOUGHT FOR INDEPENDANCE…
Balayya Funny Joke - 84
1 girl committed to sucide by hanging to fan in her room....
BALAKRISHNA saw her from window nd said"kevalam veladithe saripodu mummy ki cheppu complain ivvamani"
Balayya Funny Joke - 85
Balayya proposed to girl
balu: i love u.
girl:na cheppu size telusa?
balu: abba thondi ippude propose chesa appude shopping ah!!
Balayya Funny Joke - 86
Balayya gave a secret password for e-banking: "ram-laxman-sita-hanuman-ravan-spiderman-delhi"...
Jnr.NTR : Dude! Why you gave so long password?
Balayya : It says that the password should contain at least 5 characters, 1 capital and 1 special character?
Balayya Funny Joke - 87
Balayya went to 9th class exam..
invizilator distributed the papers...
Balayya is thought toooooooo much for 1 hour..
invizilator-: "paper tuff ga vundhi kadha..?"
Balayya-: sir,nenu chadhivina question okati kuda raledhu copy chittilu petti waste.....
invizilator-: oree jaffa adhi sixth class paper ra..
Balayya rockzzzzzzzzz,
Balayya Funny Joke - 88
Ntr: Babay ratri mobile charging petti padukoku..
Balaya : Endukura …?
Ntr : Battery blast avutundanta…
Balaya : Telusura bacha anduke nenu Battry teesi charging Pettanu…
Balayya Funny Joke - 89
Doctor to Balayya : Nee gunde chana neerasanga undi gunde ki badda kalige panulu cheyoddu
Balayya : Ayithe mee fees kattadam manesta
Doctor shockzzz.....
Balayya rockzzz.,....
Balayya Funny Joke - 90
Teacher to Balayya: Do you know English?
Balayya : Yes
Teacher: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
BALAYYA: So simple MADAM... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.
Balayya Funny Joke - 91
jr.ntr-:babai ninna enti babai aa chicken shop vadni koti vachav.."endhuku..?"
Balayya-:emledhu ra ninna chicken shop vadni em unavi ani adigithe chicken-65 anadu..nenu 3 KG's chicken adigithe vadu RS.500 anadu ra andhuke..
JR.NTR-: entha moosam babai 65 ani cheppi 500 rupees ki isthada..!!
Balayya Funny Joke - 92
Balayya returns the book to the Librarian saying..
Balayya: eee book lo charaters vati numbers thappa story emledhu..
Librarian: Librarian slaps Balayya telling voree telephone directory lo neku story em untadhi ra baliga..
neee life lo nuv marav ra..
Balayya Funny Joke - 93
one day Balayya oka ice cube ni chala sepu nundi observe chestunaadu.
Atu vaipu nundi velthuna okathanu em sir em chustunaru ani adigaadu.
Balayya : adhem ledhu apatti nundi chustunna ee ice cubelo water ye vaipu nundi leak avthundi ani...
That person shocks .. Our balaya rocks.
Balayya Funny Joke - 94
Balayya: Pls Give me 5 White Papers.
Shop Keepr: But Sir, we have only one paper.
Balayya: Its ok give me it, I will take Xerox
Balayya Funny Joke - 95
Balayya singing a song...
"ninna kutesinadhi monna kutesinadhi gandu chima"..
JR.NTR-: babai nuvuu chimala puta midha kurchunte chimalu kutavemi...
Balayya Funny Joke - 96
TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
Balayya: “HIJKLMNO” !!
TEACHER : Idiot What are you talking about?
Balayya : Yesterday you said it’s H to O !
Balayya Funny Joke - 97
BALAYYA traveling in a train gets down in evry station n buy ticket 4 next station.Guess Why?
Bcoz doctor told 2 him avoid Long Journey..........BALAYYA KI MIND BLOCKED...........
Balayya Funny Joke - 98
BALAYYA was arrested 4 A road accident
Judge : How Did Accident Occur ?
BALAYYA :I Don’t Know Sir I Was Sleeping…....MOBBU BAAALLIGADU
Balayya Funny Joke - 99
BALAYYA'S SON : What''s the difference between Confidence and Confidential?
BALAYYA : U r my son I''m Confident. Ur friend is also my son, that''s Confidential..............BALAYYA SON SHOCKZZZZ
Balayya Funny Joke - 100
Balayya in childhood...
Teacher:oree baliga,Assam is special for what product?
Balayya:I Dont know mam.
Teacher:Ok I'll give you a clue, from where do you get tea powder?
Balayya: From our neighbour's house!!!
teacher shockz
Balayya rockzzz!!!!
Balayya Funny Joke - 101
Jr ntr :- Babai oka chevi cut cheste em avutundi
Balayya :- vinapadadu
Jr ntr :- mari rendu chevulu cut cheste
Balayya :- sarigga kanapadadu
Jr ntr :- adela
Balayya :- Spets pettukolem kada
Jr ntr :- "nuv KEKA BABAI"
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