88.
AT HOTEL
Sardarji went to a hotel and after taking the food he went to wash his hands but there he started washing the basin.
The manager came and asked him -; "what are you doing?"
Sardarji -: "I love to obey rules; Look at this board, ‘Wash Basin’ ".
89. JUST A MINUTE
Sardarji telephoned to Air India-:"How long does it take to fly to New York?"
Receptionist-: "Just a minute sir"
Sardar-:"Thank you."
90. ENGINE TROUBLE
After thirty minutes of flight from Cochin to Delhi,
The captain announced-: "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines become failed. But there is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take one hour more than scheduled, but we still have three engines left."
Thirty minutes later the captain announced-: "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry ...."
An hour later the captain announced-: "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours. But don't worry ... we still have one engine left."
Sardarji turned to the man in the next seat and said-: "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"
91. WITH PHOTO COPIES
What does Sardarji do after taking photocopies?
He compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
92. DETECTIVE
Three men were applying for the same job as a detective. One was a Sardarji, one was Malayali, and one was Bengali. The chief decided to ask each applicant just one question.
When Malyali arrived chief asked -: "Who killed Jesus Christ?" Malayali -:"The Jews killed him.".
When Bengali arrived, the chief asked the Same question. He replied "Jesus was killed by the Jews."
Finally the Sardarji arrived, he was asked the same question. He thought for a long time,and then asked-: "Could I have some time to think about it?"
The chief said-:"OK, but get back to me tomorrow."
When the Sardarji arrived home, his wife asked "How was the interview ?".
Sardarji replied-: "Great, I got the job, and I'm already investigating a murder."
93. URINE TEST
Sardarji was sitting outside a clinic. There he found a man screaming.
Sardar-: "Why are you crying?"
The first one replied-: "I came here for blood test.But during the blood test they cut my finger"
Hearing this Sardarji started crying and saying how will he manage his wife.
The man was astonished and asked-: "What is wrong with you?"
Sardar-: "I came here for my urine test."
94. CHECKING ONCE AGAIN
Sardarji reported for the UPSC examination, which consisted of
True or False type questions.
He took his seat in the examination hall, stared at
the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes
his wallet out, removes a coin and started tossing it and marking the
answer sheet –True for Heads and False for Tails. Within half an hour he done all whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out.
During the last few minutes, he was seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating.
The invigilator approached him and asked-:" what is going on?".
Sardar-:"I finished the exam in half and hour. But, I am rechecking my answers "
95. MARATHON
One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
Sardar -: "What these guys are doing"
One runner-: " We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize"
Sardar exclaimed -: "Only the winner will get prize!!!!!! Then why others are participating!!"
96. LIE DETECTOR
An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector .
The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer".
Buzzzzzz, goes the lie detector.
"Ok", he says, "10 bottles".
And the machine is silent.
The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers".
Buzzzzzzz, goes the lie detector.
"All right, 8 hamburgers".
And the machine's silent.
The Sardarji says: "I think...", Buzzzzzz goes the machine.
97.
Sardarji went for his usual morning walk. At one junction he found a crowd. One man was holding a syringe on one hand and a famous actress on the other hand. He threatens to inject the liquid which contain AIDS virus in to her body unless he is given a ransom of 10 corers of Rupees. Policemen were helplessly watching. At this moment Sardarji rushed to the man and has a fight, he dropped the syringe, Policemen arrested him. On the next day a ceremony is conducted to reward Sardarji.
The chief guest CM of Punjab while giving away the reward asked to the Sardarji-: " Are you aware of AIDS "
Sardar-: "Yes "
CM -: " We are proud of you ;How did you show that much of courage even if you were aware of AIDS ?"
Sardarji-: "Sir I always wear a condom "
98.
Sardar tells a prostitute-: "Come to my home at night, nobody will be there............."
Prostitute goes at night and found realy nobody was there.
99.
During a funeral function all relatives of the dead suddently started beating the Sardar photographer.
Why?
He said-: "Smile please"
100.
Titanic was sinking...and everybody in a panic...
Just then Sardar asks the nearby French in the ship.
Sardar-: " How far is land, from here? "
French-: " Two miles."
Sardar-: " Only two miles??? Then why are these fools making noise. I have got the experience of swimming even more."
The Sardar jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to ask something again.
Sardar- : " Just tell me which side is the land ? "
French-: " Downwards...... "
101.
Friend -:" Why you are reading detective novels from the middle?"
Sardar -:" It is double interesting. It causes curiosity not only
about its end but also about its beginning ! "
102.
Friend-: " What are you looking at?"
Sardar-: " I know your Password. Hehe....."
Friend-: " All right, what is my Password if you saw it? "
Sardar-:" Four asterisks "
103.
Sarder returns book to library, bangs it on table and
shouted –: " What a shit ?I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all ? "
Librarian-: " So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory "
104.
EXAMINATION
Q-: Explain in few words about digestive system in human body?
Sardarji wrote without wasting time-: “it is a process beginning with right hand and ending with left hand”
105. QUARREL WITH WIFE
Sardarji to Friend -: “yesterday there was a terrible quarrel between me and wife. I wanted to go to the club& she wanted to go to the movies."
Friend -: “ Then which film did you see? “
106. ABOUT SALARY
Sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled Name, Age, Address, Qualification etc.
Then he came to the column “Salary Expected”
He was not sure about what to be filled there.
After much thought he wrote: Yes
107. RAPE
Sardarji was raping a girl in his car.Suddently a man came there and asked-" what are you doing "
Sardar- " Don't you see idiot!! I am raping a girl "
Man- "Ok...no problem,but next is me "
Sardar- "Ohh..No,No..I am not a homosexual "
108. SMS
Sardar sent a message to his pregnant wife enquiring about her health. Two seconds later a report came to his cellphone and he started dancing.
The report said, "DELIVERED".
109. JOURNEY TO SUN
Two Sardarjis, were talking about the American Astronauts.
One said to the other -: "What's the big deal in going to the moon-anybody can go to moon. We are sardars and we will go direct to the sun."
Other Sardar -:"But if we get within 15 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."
First Sardar -: "So what, we'll go at night."
110. BIGGEST WONDER IN SPORTS
Two Sardarji’s playing Chess.
111. BANANA PEEL
Sardarji was walking down the street and when he saw a banana peel on the roadside.
He exclaimed in disgust -: "saala!!! aaj phir bhee girna padega!!“ (Damn!!! I have to fall again today!!)
112. PYAR & ISHQUE
Sardarni asked Sardar-:”What is the difference between pyar and Ishque?”
Sardar-: “Pyar is what I feels with my sister and Ishque is what I feels with your sister”
113. REPUBLIC DAY CELEBRATION
Sardaji decided to celebrate republic day and for that he went for purchasing the national flag and at shop the vender gave him the national flag.
Looking at the flag Sardar asked-:”Isn’t there any other colours?
AT HOTEL
Sardarji went to a hotel and after taking the food he went to wash his hands but there he started washing the basin.
The manager came and asked him -; "what are you doing?"
Sardarji -: "I love to obey rules; Look at this board, ‘Wash Basin’ ".
89. JUST A MINUTE
Sardarji telephoned to Air India-:"How long does it take to fly to New York?"
Receptionist-: "Just a minute sir"
Sardar-:"Thank you."
90. ENGINE TROUBLE
After thirty minutes of flight from Cochin to Delhi,
The captain announced-: "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines become failed. But there is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take one hour more than scheduled, but we still have three engines left."
Thirty minutes later the captain announced-: "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry ...."
An hour later the captain announced-: "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours. But don't worry ... we still have one engine left."
Sardarji turned to the man in the next seat and said-: "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"
91. WITH PHOTO COPIES
What does Sardarji do after taking photocopies?
He compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
92. DETECTIVE
Three men were applying for the same job as a detective. One was a Sardarji, one was Malayali, and one was Bengali. The chief decided to ask each applicant just one question.
When Malyali arrived chief asked -: "Who killed Jesus Christ?" Malayali -:"The Jews killed him.".
When Bengali arrived, the chief asked the Same question. He replied "Jesus was killed by the Jews."
Finally the Sardarji arrived, he was asked the same question. He thought for a long time,and then asked-: "Could I have some time to think about it?"
The chief said-:"OK, but get back to me tomorrow."
When the Sardarji arrived home, his wife asked "How was the interview ?".
Sardarji replied-: "Great, I got the job, and I'm already investigating a murder."
93. URINE TEST
Sardarji was sitting outside a clinic. There he found a man screaming.
Sardar-: "Why are you crying?"
The first one replied-: "I came here for blood test.But during the blood test they cut my finger"
Hearing this Sardarji started crying and saying how will he manage his wife.
The man was astonished and asked-: "What is wrong with you?"
Sardar-: "I came here for my urine test."
94. CHECKING ONCE AGAIN
Sardarji reported for the UPSC examination, which consisted of
True or False type questions.
He took his seat in the examination hall, stared at
the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes
his wallet out, removes a coin and started tossing it and marking the
answer sheet –True for Heads and False for Tails. Within half an hour he done all whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out.
During the last few minutes, he was seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating.
The invigilator approached him and asked-:" what is going on?".
Sardar-:"I finished the exam in half and hour. But, I am rechecking my answers "
95. MARATHON
One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
Sardar -: "What these guys are doing"
One runner-: " We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize"
Sardar exclaimed -: "Only the winner will get prize!!!!!! Then why others are participating!!"
96. LIE DETECTOR
An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector .
The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer".
Buzzzzzz, goes the lie detector.
"Ok", he says, "10 bottles".
And the machine is silent.
The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers".
Buzzzzzzz, goes the lie detector.
"All right, 8 hamburgers".
And the machine's silent.
The Sardarji says: "I think...", Buzzzzzz goes the machine.
97.
Sardarji went for his usual morning walk. At one junction he found a crowd. One man was holding a syringe on one hand and a famous actress on the other hand. He threatens to inject the liquid which contain AIDS virus in to her body unless he is given a ransom of 10 corers of Rupees. Policemen were helplessly watching. At this moment Sardarji rushed to the man and has a fight, he dropped the syringe, Policemen arrested him. On the next day a ceremony is conducted to reward Sardarji.
The chief guest CM of Punjab while giving away the reward asked to the Sardarji-: " Are you aware of AIDS "
Sardar-: "Yes "
CM -: " We are proud of you ;How did you show that much of courage even if you were aware of AIDS ?"
Sardarji-: "Sir I always wear a condom "
98.
Sardar tells a prostitute-: "Come to my home at night, nobody will be there............."
Prostitute goes at night and found realy nobody was there.
99.
During a funeral function all relatives of the dead suddently started beating the Sardar photographer.
Why?
He said-: "Smile please"
100.
Titanic was sinking...and everybody in a panic...
Just then Sardar asks the nearby French in the ship.
Sardar-: " How far is land, from here? "
French-: " Two miles."
Sardar-: " Only two miles??? Then why are these fools making noise. I have got the experience of swimming even more."
The Sardar jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to ask something again.
Sardar- : " Just tell me which side is the land ? "
French-: " Downwards...... "
101.
Friend -:" Why you are reading detective novels from the middle?"
Sardar -:" It is double interesting. It causes curiosity not only
about its end but also about its beginning ! "
102.
Friend-: " What are you looking at?"
Sardar-: " I know your Password. Hehe....."
Friend-: " All right, what is my Password if you saw it? "
Sardar-:" Four asterisks "
103.
Sarder returns book to library, bangs it on table and
shouted –: " What a shit ?I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all ? "
Librarian-: " So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory "
104.
EXAMINATION
Q-: Explain in few words about digestive system in human body?
Sardarji wrote without wasting time-: “it is a process beginning with right hand and ending with left hand”
105. QUARREL WITH WIFE
Sardarji to Friend -: “yesterday there was a terrible quarrel between me and wife. I wanted to go to the club& she wanted to go to the movies."
Friend -: “ Then which film did you see? “
106. ABOUT SALARY
Sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled Name, Age, Address, Qualification etc.
Then he came to the column “Salary Expected”
He was not sure about what to be filled there.
After much thought he wrote: Yes
107. RAPE
Sardarji was raping a girl in his car.Suddently a man came there and asked-" what are you doing "
Sardar- " Don't you see idiot!! I am raping a girl "
Man- "Ok...no problem,but next is me "
Sardar- "Ohh..No,No..I am not a homosexual "
108. SMS
Sardar sent a message to his pregnant wife enquiring about her health. Two seconds later a report came to his cellphone and he started dancing.
The report said, "DELIVERED".
109. JOURNEY TO SUN
Two Sardarjis, were talking about the American Astronauts.
One said to the other -: "What's the big deal in going to the moon-anybody can go to moon. We are sardars and we will go direct to the sun."
Other Sardar -:"But if we get within 15 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."
First Sardar -: "So what, we'll go at night."
110. BIGGEST WONDER IN SPORTS
Two Sardarji’s playing Chess.
111. BANANA PEEL
Sardarji was walking down the street and when he saw a banana peel on the roadside.
He exclaimed in disgust -: "saala!!! aaj phir bhee girna padega!!“ (Damn!!! I have to fall again today!!)
112. PYAR & ISHQUE
Sardarni asked Sardar-:”What is the difference between pyar and Ishque?”
Sardar-: “Pyar is what I feels with my sister and Ishque is what I feels with your sister”
113. REPUBLIC DAY CELEBRATION
Sardaji decided to celebrate republic day and for that he went for purchasing the national flag and at shop the vender gave him the national flag.
Looking at the flag Sardar asked-:”Isn’t there any other colours?
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