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Non Veg Jokes 1. Man to wife: Business is bad, if YOU learn TO cook we can remove servant. Wife: If YOU learn how to fuck we can remove driver, gardener & watchman… 2. What is the difference between riding a bicycle & riding a woman? Riding a bicycle u fix your ass & move your legs. Riding a woman YOU fix ur legs & move YOUR Ass! 3. Girl goes TO repair umbrella. Umbrella man says:- Upper cloth has to be removed and rod has to b inserted. Girl says:- Do any thing but water shouldn’t go in !!! 4. What bitches say during Sex – English Bitch – Oh yes, Oh Yes!!!!!!!!!! American Bitch – Yeah Baby, Yeah Baby!!!!!!!!! Pakistani Bitch – Ahista Abboo……AMMI JAAG jayegi !!!!!!!!!! 5. What do Bungee Jumping & Prostitutes have in common? With both pleasure lasts for 35 seconds and if the rubber breaks, you are fucked. 6. What is the sex organ of an elephant and why? His foot. Beacuse if he stamps on you, you are fucked. 7. What do you ...

non veg ;1

horny, Corny, Erotic, adult, non-veg sms text messages “You eyes are as bright as energy saving halogen light bulbs, would you light up my life?” Screw the nice list, I’ve got you on my “nice and naughty list! That’s not a candy cane in my pocket. I’m just glad to see you! My best toys run on batteries. Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true. Interested in seeing the “North Pole”? (Well, that’s what the Mrs. calls it) Are you religious? ‘Cause your prayers have just been answered. Would you touch me so I can tell my friends that I’ve been touched by an angel? Are you Greek? No? I thought all gods (goddesses) were Greek. Let me check out your tag — yep, just what I thought. “Made in Heaven.” You can kiss heaven goodbye cause its got to be a sin to look that good. You know they say that you have never really dated until you have dated a Christian. You want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight? Do you believe in Divine appointment...

SARDAR JI ; 2

88. AT HOTEL Sardarji went to a hotel and after taking the food he went to wash his hands but there he started washing the basin. The manager came and asked him -; "what are you doing?" Sardarji -: "I love to obey rules; Look at this board, ‘Wash Basin’ ". 89. JUST A MINUTE Sardarji telephoned to Air India-:"How long does it take to fly to New York?" Receptionist-: "Just a minute sir" Sardar-:"Thank you." 90. ENGINE TROUBLE After thirty minutes of flight from Cochin to Delhi, The captain announced-: "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines become failed. But there is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take one hour more than scheduled, but we still have three engines left." Thirty minutes later the captain announced-: "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry ...." An hour later the captain announced-: "One more engin...

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