balaya Funny Joke - 1
balayya decided to sucide by hanging....
balayya hanged himself to the fan....
wife-: balayya wait don't sucide
balayya-: abba na midha entha prema!!
wife-: oree jaffa prema nee midha kadhu naa saree midha adhi naa kotha saree..
Balayya Funny Joke - 2
Balayya: Nenu Adaviki velthuna Simhanni vetadaniki
Wife: Meeru great andi
Balayya : K bye.. take care
Wife: return quickly my dear bali....
( Balayya baitaki velli malli venakki vachadu )
Wife: Emaindhi malli vachav ?
BalaYYa: Em ledhu, baita kukka undhi andhuke :D :D
Balayya Funny Joke - 3
1 girl committed to sucide by
hanging to fan in
her room....
BALAKRISHNA saw her from window nd
said"kevalam veladithe saripodu mummy
ki cheppu complain ivvamani"
Balayya Funny Joke - 4
Balayya: knocked the Door.
A Kid came wid cigrete in mouth & Beer in hand.
Balayya:- Mee dady unnada .....?.?
Kid:- Orey jaffa ga nannu chusthe theliyadam leda ma dady intlo ledani.
Balayya Funny Joke - 5
One day balayya oka ice cube ni chala sepu nundi observe chestunaadu.
Atu vaipu nundi velthuna okathanu em sir em chustunaru ani adigaadu.
Balayya : adhem ledhu apatti nundi chustunna ee ice cubelo water ye vaipu nundi leak avthundi ani...
Balayya Funny Joke - 6
Teacher:oree baliga,Assam is special for what product?
balayya:I Dont know mam.
Teacher:Ok I'll give you a clue, from where do you get tea powder?
balayya: From our neighbour's house!!!
Balayya Funny Joke - 7
An Englishman and BALAYYA inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
BALAYYA: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.....BAALI ROCKZZZZ
Balayya Funny Joke - 8
BALAYYA with two red ears went to his doctor.
Docter-:"what had happened to UR ears?"
Balayya-:"I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
" Oh BALAYYA GARU " the doctor exclaimed... "But ..what happened to your other ear?"
"That jaffa called back again......DOCTOR SHOCKZZZ ...BALAYYA ROCKZZZ
Balayya Funny Joke - 9
BALAYYA- V Need A Bridge In Our Village.
Minister- How, MEE VILLAGE LO ASALU RIVER LEDU KADA BALAYYA GARU
BALAYYA- Oh AVUNU KADA AITEY MAKU OKA RIVER KUDA KAAVALI ..MINSTER GAARU....MINISTER SHOCKZZZ....BALAYYA ROCKZZZZ
Balayya Funny Joke - 10
Balayya teaches science to JR.NTR-:(spread this gr8 story)comment and like on this new variety story...
when apple fell on Newton's head he went outside...He saw a cow...
Newton said "stop there"..it had stopped and he formulated the Newton’s first law of motion(inertia)....
then he kicked the cow.
Balayya Funny Joke - 11
BALAYYA went to Mysore palace.
Tourist guide – AYYO BALAYYA...., plz dont sit there, its Tipu Sultan's chair
BALAYYA: SARELEY TIPPU SULTAN VACCHINAPPUDU LESTAANU LEYYY
Balayya Funny Joke - 12
NTR:Babai ten rs vunte ivvava,repu ichestanu.
BALAYYA :ippudu levu,repu istanu le…
NTR:repu yekkadi nunchi vastai babai….
BALAYYA :nuvu istanannav ga….
babai rocks abbai shockzzzz
Balayya Funny Joke - 13
MAHESH came late 2 xam
EXAMINER:why are you late?
MAHESH:Epudochamani kadhu sir xam rashama ledha
CHIRU:Mahesh e slip thesuko
MAHESH:Thanx annaya
CHIRU:Naku thanks cheppaku e slip mugguriki evvu,aa mugurini maro muguriki evamani chepu.
SAI KUMAR:Kanipinchey e mudu paper lu
OMR paper,Ans paper,
Que paper ayithey?
Aa kanapadani nalugo paper raslip
CHARAN:okka okka slip kadhu nanna,vandha sliplanu okesare pampinchu
BALLAYA:orey copy kottadam modhallu padithey que ki ans ki theda kanipettaniki vaaram padutundi
Balayya Funny Joke - 1 4
Balayya goes to a shop for buying shampoo.
Balayya – Ee shampoo entha?
Shopkeeper – 110Rs
Balayya – Deenitho paatu emanna free unda?
Shopkeeper – Emiledu sir.
Balayya – Enduku abaddam cheptav.. deeni meeda dandruff free ani raasi undi kada? mari emi free ledu antaave???
Balayya Funny Joke - 1 5
JR NTR: Babai, 2day I got a different Msg. Den my mobile got switched off.
BAA:Amazing, whats dat msg??
JR NTR: Battery low.....
BAA: Wow nice Naku forward chey :)
Balayya Funny Joke - 1 6
Yamudu – I’m Going to Take ur life . Tell ur last wish
Balayya – pls come and watch my film : simha
Yamudu – Rascal.. Nenu neeku Sketch veste, nuvvu naaku sketch vesthava ???
Balayya Funny Joke - 1 7
“SPIDER MAN” remaking BALAIAH and the Title will be.
“SEEMALO SALEPURUGU”
CAPTION: Veedu paakaledu yem Peekaledu
Balayya Funny Joke - 1 8
Jr.Ntr&balaya walking on the road.
They saw 1000Rs note on the road.
Jr NTR – Manam fifty fifty theesukundam babai.
Balayya – Migilina 900 em chedam ra
Balayya Funny Joke - 1 9
Interviewer-: what is Microsoft Excel?
Balayya – “It is a powder like Surf Excel to clean computer"
baligadu rocks and
Interviewer shocks
Balayya Funny Joke - 20
NASA sent balayya to Moon..BAA got into the rocket, after going half the way BAA jumped back shouting "Idiots, 2day is AMAVASYA, There will be no moon :)
balayya decided to sucide by hanging....
balayya hanged himself to the fan....
wife-: balayya wait don't sucide
balayya-: abba na midha entha prema!!
wife-: oree jaffa prema nee midha kadhu naa saree midha adhi naa kotha saree..
Balayya Funny Joke - 2
Balayya: Nenu Adaviki velthuna Simhanni vetadaniki
Wife: Meeru great andi
Balayya : K bye.. take care
Wife: return quickly my dear bali....
( Balayya baitaki velli malli venakki vachadu )
Wife: Emaindhi malli vachav ?
BalaYYa: Em ledhu, baita kukka undhi andhuke :D :D
Balayya Funny Joke - 3
1 girl committed to sucide by
hanging to fan in
her room....
BALAKRISHNA saw her from window nd
said"kevalam veladithe saripodu mummy
ki cheppu complain ivvamani"
Balayya Funny Joke - 4
Balayya: knocked the Door.
A Kid came wid cigrete in mouth & Beer in hand.
Balayya:- Mee dady unnada .....?.?
Kid:- Orey jaffa ga nannu chusthe theliyadam leda ma dady intlo ledani.
Balayya Funny Joke - 5
One day balayya oka ice cube ni chala sepu nundi observe chestunaadu.
Atu vaipu nundi velthuna okathanu em sir em chustunaru ani adigaadu.
Balayya : adhem ledhu apatti nundi chustunna ee ice cubelo water ye vaipu nundi leak avthundi ani...
Balayya Funny Joke - 6
Teacher:oree baliga,Assam is special for what product?
balayya:I Dont know mam.
Teacher:Ok I'll give you a clue, from where do you get tea powder?
balayya: From our neighbour's house!!!
Balayya Funny Joke - 7
An Englishman and BALAYYA inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
BALAYYA: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.....BAALI ROCKZZZZ
Balayya Funny Joke - 8
BALAYYA with two red ears went to his doctor.
Docter-:"what had happened to UR ears?"
Balayya-:"I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
" Oh BALAYYA GARU " the doctor exclaimed... "But ..what happened to your other ear?"
"That jaffa called back again......DOCTOR SHOCKZZZ ...BALAYYA ROCKZZZ
Balayya Funny Joke - 9
BALAYYA- V Need A Bridge In Our Village.
Minister- How, MEE VILLAGE LO ASALU RIVER LEDU KADA BALAYYA GARU
BALAYYA- Oh AVUNU KADA AITEY MAKU OKA RIVER KUDA KAAVALI ..MINSTER GAARU....MINISTER SHOCKZZZ....BALAYYA ROCKZZZZ
Balayya Funny Joke - 10
Balayya teaches science to JR.NTR-:(spread this gr8 story)comment and like on this new variety story...
when apple fell on Newton's head he went outside...He saw a cow...
Newton said "stop there"..it had stopped and he formulated the Newton’s first law of motion(inertia)....
then he kicked the cow.
Balayya Funny Joke - 11
BALAYYA went to Mysore palace.
Tourist guide – AYYO BALAYYA...., plz dont sit there, its Tipu Sultan's chair
BALAYYA: SARELEY TIPPU SULTAN VACCHINAPPUDU LESTAANU LEYYY
Balayya Funny Joke - 12
NTR:Babai ten rs vunte ivvava,repu ichestanu.
BALAYYA :ippudu levu,repu istanu le…
NTR:repu yekkadi nunchi vastai babai….
BALAYYA :nuvu istanannav ga….
babai rocks abbai shockzzzz
Balayya Funny Joke - 13
MAHESH came late 2 xam
EXAMINER:why are you late?
MAHESH:Epudochamani kadhu sir xam rashama ledha
CHIRU:Mahesh e slip thesuko
MAHESH:Thanx annaya
CHIRU:Naku thanks cheppaku e slip mugguriki evvu,aa mugurini maro muguriki evamani chepu.
SAI KUMAR:Kanipinchey e mudu paper lu
OMR paper,Ans paper,
Que paper ayithey?
Aa kanapadani nalugo paper raslip
CHARAN:okka okka slip kadhu nanna,vandha sliplanu okesare pampinchu
BALLAYA:orey copy kottadam modhallu padithey que ki ans ki theda kanipettaniki vaaram padutundi
Balayya Funny Joke - 1 4
Balayya goes to a shop for buying shampoo.
Balayya – Ee shampoo entha?
Shopkeeper – 110Rs
Balayya – Deenitho paatu emanna free unda?
Shopkeeper – Emiledu sir.
Balayya – Enduku abaddam cheptav.. deeni meeda dandruff free ani raasi undi kada? mari emi free ledu antaave???
Balayya Funny Joke - 1 5
JR NTR: Babai, 2day I got a different Msg. Den my mobile got switched off.
BAA:Amazing, whats dat msg??
JR NTR: Battery low.....
BAA: Wow nice Naku forward chey :)
Balayya Funny Joke - 1 6
Yamudu – I’m Going to Take ur life . Tell ur last wish
Balayya – pls come and watch my film : simha
Yamudu – Rascal.. Nenu neeku Sketch veste, nuvvu naaku sketch vesthava ???
Balayya Funny Joke - 1 7
“SPIDER MAN” remaking BALAIAH and the Title will be.
“SEEMALO SALEPURUGU”
CAPTION: Veedu paakaledu yem Peekaledu
Balayya Funny Joke - 1 8
Jr.Ntr&balaya walking on the road.
They saw 1000Rs note on the road.
Jr NTR – Manam fifty fifty theesukundam babai.
Balayya – Migilina 900 em chedam ra
Balayya Funny Joke - 1 9
Interviewer-: what is Microsoft Excel?
Balayya – “It is a powder like Surf Excel to clean computer"
baligadu rocks and
Interviewer shocks
Balayya Funny Joke - 20
NASA sent balayya to Moon..BAA got into the rocket, after going half the way BAA jumped back shouting "Idiots, 2day is AMAVASYA, There will be no moon :)
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